30-SECOND READ: DOO NOT ORANGE
John Settle
BY: JEFF GAUGERI stood before a mirror in our bathroom last night, grasping my hair with both hands, a grimace slashing my face.“What’s the matter?”Ah, my ever-perceptive wife.“This hair is driving me nuts,” I said of the mop erupting in a world without professional haircuts.
Friday, April 24, 2020